Ilya Kovalchuk retires from Devils, NHL
Ilya Kovalchuk has retired from the NHL. It is not April Fools Day and this is not a joke. BREAKING: Ilya Kovalchuk announces he will retire. “This decision was something I have thought about for a long time.” — New Jersey Devils (@NHLDevils) July 11, 2013 hahahahahahahahahaha