*Claude Giroux injured himself playing golf and needed surgery. Someone lock him in a padded, climate-controlled room until October. (BSH)
*Rob Zombie will begin filming his much-anticipated (by me) Broad Street Bullies film this winter. (Flicksided)
*Meltzer wonders if Jakub Voracek will be able to repeat last season’s monster performance. (Hockeybuzz)
*The owner of the Sixers buys the New Jersey Devils. (BSH)
*Will the Devils’ new owners be able to turn the team into a hot ticket in Newark? (ProHockeyTalk)
*The Colorado Avalanche signed their young captain to a seven year, $39 million contract extension. (Mile High Hockey)
*The Daniel Alfredsson-Ottawa Senators breakup has reached soap opera-levels of drama. (SB Nation)
*Owning an NHL franchise is a dream come true for new Coyotes owner George Gosbee. (TSN)
*The strategies of Winnipeg Jets coach Claude Noel could be the reason the team failed to make the playoffs last season. (Arctic Ice Hockey)
*The prospect of a reincarnation of the Seattle Metropolitans has inspired some interesting uniform ideas. (Seattle Sports Central)
*For some reason, the universe likes crapping on Roberto Luongo. (Puck Daddy)
*We all heard about Sidney Crosby cutting the line at the DMV, but DGB details some other ways in which NHL stars get preferential treatment. (Down Goes Brown)