I have some jokes to make:
Why isn’t Luke Schenn on here, given that he skates like a zombie and all?
Why isn’t Nicklas Grossmann on here, given that he skates like a zombie and all?
Why isn’t Hal Gill on here, given that he skates like a zombie and all?
Why isn’t– ok, you get it.
Will Steve Mason’s new mask inspire the Flyers to rise from the dead? My column:
— Kurt (@Kurt_BSH) January 24, 2014
Steve Mason’s new Zombie teammate mask really captures their ability and willingness to backcheck
— jsaquella (@jsaquella) January 24, 2014