The new 3-on-3 overtime rule voted into the NHL by league commissioner Gary Escobar had its regular season debut tonight in Tampa in the Flyers-Lightning game. With players flying every which way on breakaways and penalty shots and whatnot, as it started all anybody could talk about was COCAINE.
3-on-3 overtime hockey is basically hockey on cocaine. NHL is screwing with us.
— Dan Wetzel (@DanWetzel) October 9, 2015
It wasn’t just him.
3 on 3 hockey is basically cocaine when is my heart rate gonna come down @NHL
— Niklaus (@ngatt1) October 9, 2015
Move over cocaine! 3-on-3 OT is what I live for now!
— Cooter’s Beard (@cootersbeard) October 9, 2015
3-on-3 is hockey on cocaine & I absolutely love it. What a mess.
— Rangers Kedge (@KedgeOnline) October 9, 2015
That 3 on 3 overtime is like god damn cocaine! @sharpalright
— Danny D (@therealdstone) October 9, 2015
LINES OF COCAINE AND THREE ON THREE HOCKEY
— Dan Smith (Online) (@sharpalright) October 9, 2015
The new NHL overtime is hockey on the mountain of cocaine from the ending of “Scarface.” It’s breakaway after breakaway after breakaway.
— Drew Bonifant (@dbonifant) October 9, 2015
3-on-3 overtime hockey is sports on cocaine.
— Ben Jones (@Ben_Jones88) October 9, 2015
And your winner:
3 on 3 in the NHL or do a line of coke while skydiving through a shark’s mouth.
— FGSB (@FlyGoalScoredBy) October 9, 2015
Not wanting to fall behind the quickening pace of the league, cocaine intake is increasing among players, as acknowledged yesterday by commissioner Escobar, though he did not take responsibility for his role in necessitating its usage by changing the overtime rules.
So in the mean time, hockey fans, stock up on cocaine and enjoy the wild ride.*
*Please don’t do cocaine it’s bad for you I think and Broad Street Hockey does not endorse cocaine usage, we think.
